Confession Of A Gombal-holic

ntu : (lagi liat ke langit) "ah ga ada bintang ya"
gue : "ada nih, bintang nya lagi jalan bareng gue"
ntu : "iiihhhh gombal dasar"

oke, entah itu udah yang keberapa puluh kali nya gue dibilang gombal. emang ada yang salah ya kalo gue jadi gombal? menurut gue wajar aja sih. kecuali kalo setiap cewe lewat lo gombalin. se-per-ti. "neng, mahasiswa kedokteran ya?" | "kok tau?" | "soalnya kamu sudah membedah hatiku~". gue ngaku kalo emang gue begitu. kata2 yang keluar dari gue juga bukan yg semacam "neng bapakmu bla bla" itu aja. kadang ada gombal dalam bahasa inggris. "How can i fall asleep when i'm still falling for you?". sedapp

"neng bapaknya bruno mars ya?"
"kok tau bang?"
"karena kamu telah men-grenade kan hatiku~"

kenapa gue jadi seperti ini? awalnya juga gatau kenapa. dimulai kalo ga salah taun lalu, pas gue baru awal-awal kuliah. entah kenapa kemampuan gue jadi lebih mantap. kalo seneng aja gue bisa, apalagi kalo lagi galau? bisa bikin lagu dah mu-ha-ha. nih gombalan gue asli pas gue lagi galau akut

"Goodbye, i will always wish for your happiness, even when i'm not part of it"

*translate biar keren*
personally, i have many ways of showing my affection to someone, flirtation is one of them. so, for all the women i've sweet-talked, you should be grateful, because i care about you! hahahaha. you can see my twitter timeline is kinda full of my flirt line. well maybe they're not all from me. some of them are from my songs of choice. this is some of my songs

If You're Not The One - Daniel Bedingfield
A Daydream Away - All Time Low
Ever So Slightly - The Title
1,2,3,4 - Plain White T's
Just The Way You Are - Bruno Mars
Listen To Your Heart - The Maine
Forever Girl - Forever The Sickest Kids
Harder Than You Know - Escape The Fate
The Only Exception - Paramore
My Heroine - Silverstein
I'll Be There - Faber Drive
The Saltwater Room - Owl City
Up In The Stars - Swimming With Dolphins

there you have it. listen them. they inspired me.
and last but not least, ini buat seseorang yang bapaknya maling, karena sudah mencuri hatiku. buat orang yg bapaknya pemulung, karena sudah memungut hatiku. dan yang bapaknya pake softex, karena sudah membalut hatiku (credits to ardhan)

"If the world is so big, Why do I keep on seeing you? and If the world is too small, why can’t i see the person I’m looking for? #TumblrSays"